8-Bit Dynamic Life Shirt
This shirt will show the lifespan of you. The less hearts glow when you are wearing it, the less healthy you are. If there is no heart glowing, you die. It’s just like video game, and you can cheat like how you cheat in video game too.
Once you start wearing this shirt, your life will be cursed. You won’t be able to take off the shirt. The shirt will bond with the blood vessels that link directly to your heart. The fact is the red glowing is the colour of your blood.
Get near to someone who wear the same shirts. The closer you are to these people, the more glowing hearts you will be having.
Why Is It Happening?
The Bad News
You can’t level up like what is happening in the game.
The Good News
Above are jokes.
Why Spend Money On This Lame Shirt?
- It’s an ideal Valentine’s Day present.
- It’s for geeks.
- You can use it to detect how close your spose is (if you’re trying to do something naughty).
- It gives you a reason to get near to him/her.
How Much Does It Cost?
Each shirt will cost $24.99 USD. If you only buy one shirt, it will come with transmitter pack that can sense the annoying one. Whoops! I mean the love one.
If you’re thinking of buying this T-shirt for your significant one, you can buy it from ThinkGeek.com.