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Do you remember this icon?

If you can’t remember, then let me remind you by showing this screenshot (right).  Yes, it’s “Space Invaders”!

If you still have no idea what a “Space Invaders” is, I can only say that you don’t have childhood.

What Is Space Invaders?

It is a game.  It is a very classic game.  It is an arcade video game.  Tomohiro Nishikado designed it.

How To Play?

All you need to do is control a spaceship, moving left and right to shoot down all the invading aliens.  Once in a while, there will be spaceship flying at the top of the screen, and if you hit it, you will get bonus score.  The invading monster will move left and right horizontally, and each time they touch the side of the screen, they will approach you by going down by one row.  You need to shoot them down before they come to you.  The aliens will also move faster at different level and time.

How Much Does The Game Cost?

Free.  Just kidding.  I’m not selling you this game today.

Ted Baker Space Invaders Trunk

This is what I am going to ask you to spend your money at today.  If you like to wear boxer, and if you have a good childhood, why not considering buying this underwear so that you can befriend with your childhood video game enemy.

It’s for homosexual

Why do I say so?  The icon of the invaders means that you got to destroy it before it comes to you.  Male are equiped with the ejecting laser-like bullet equipment.  It’s perfectly fun if you play with your male homosexual partner.

It’s for straight guy as well

If you are alone, and you’re bored, maybe you can try to shoot them down with your own private weapon.

How much does the underwear cost?

It’s not free this time.  Each one costs you £18.00.  I prefer be naked.  If you would like to own one, please go to ASOS store to buy.

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Is It A Paper Cup?

No.  It looks like a paper cup that you always get from buying coffees from your local coffee outlets, but it is definitely not a paper cup.

What Does It Made From?

The cup itself is made of double walled porcelain, which is a ceramic material made by heating refined minerals.  Procelain is tough, strong and high heat-tolerant.  The lid is made from silicone.

Why You Should Buy This Cup?

1. Eco-friendly.  You stop use and throw away paper cups, and it is reusable.
2. It is not as hot as paper cup.
3. It looks like paper cup, which doesn’t make others discriminate you due to the use of different kind of cups.
4. You can ask for discount for every cup of coffee you buy because you are not using their cups.

Price Range

Approximately $20 per piece.

Bad News

Only available at the end of February 2008 and orders will only be shipped in April.

If you don’t want a paper cup which looks like a paper cup, you can click here for more information.

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Laugh

Yes, I’m laughing.

Anti Masturbation

This copper shaped device was invented to prevent those who were wearing it from masturbation.  The device was attached to a belt and worn by boys or men.  It was 3 ½ inches from the top to base.

Thoughts

Is it new or 2nd-dicked or more.

Why You Should Spend Money To Make Yourself Suffer

1. Prevent you from masturbation.
2. It looks cool.
3. It’s an antique.
4. If for your husband/boyfriend.
5. If you’re a rapist.
6. You don’t want to commit sin.
7. You’re a holy priest.
8. You have fitable dick.
9. You urinate like a girl.
10. You are eunuch.

How Much Is It?

The bidding price starts from $1500 and it ends on 4th February 2008 (before Valentine’s Day).

If you’re seriously thinking of buying this for yourself, you can bid it at eBay.

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