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Would you like to have a creepy alien toy?

Up for auction is an original piece of art by retrofuture/cryptozoological assemblage artist AlexCF. I create items from a past that wasn’t quite; strange artefacts you wish existed in secret attic spaces or within dusty trunks waiting to be discovered. I have crafted a plethora of contraptions and abominations - from werewolf research cases to victorian ghost containment devices; cthulhu remains in specimen jars and two headed bat foetuses..I have completed work for film and tv, publishing and exhibitions.

There is a preserved embryonic alien in the case, and also other things included like alien implants, newspapers, illutrations of aliens and craft, etc.

Starting bid of the item is £90.00 and the postage fee is £30.00.  To bid this item please go to eBay.

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Anti Masturbation

This copper shaped device was invented to prevent those who were wearing it from masturbation.  The device was attached to a belt and worn by boys or men.  It was 3 ½ inches from the top to base.

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Is it new or 2nd-dicked or more.

Why You Should Spend Money To Make Yourself Suffer

1. Prevent you from masturbation.
2. It looks cool.
3. It’s an antique.
4. If for your husband/boyfriend.
5. If you’re a rapist.
6. You don’t want to commit sin.
7. You’re a holy priest.
8. You have fitable dick.
9. You urinate like a girl.
10. You are eunuch.

How Much Is It?

The bidding price starts from $1500 and it ends on 4th February 2008 (before Valentine’s Day).

If you’re seriously thinking of buying this for yourself, you can bid it at eBay.

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