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Do we shit the same way as the ancient human?  I will give a “Nope” to that.  Kathleen Meyer justified my answer with her book “How to Shit in the Woods: An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art (3rd Edition)“.  The book shared interesting information on the history of pooping, hygienic method to decompose poo in the jungle, shit without a hole in jungle, how to filter water for cleaning purpose, and how to clean your buttock with the resources in the jungle.  The book strongly demonstrated that our shitting behaviour has changed with the environment, infrastructure and resources we have.

Health freak believes that shitting is a type of detoxification.  Daniel Cole Young shared 52 ways of shitting in his book “Kama Pootra: 52 Mind-Blowing Ways to Poop” which can be a good toilet book.  The book is so funny that it helps to relax your muscles to poop.  Other than laughing, you can adjust your positions and produce certain sounds to enjoy the fun of pooping.  If you have serious constipation problem, please get one and find your way to porcelain nirvana.

If you are looking for a gift for your troubled girlfriend, perhaps you can get Anna Skinner’s How to Pee Standing Up : Tips for Hip Chicks.  The book contains solutions to different dilemmas, such as tips to escape a bad date, way to fix a friendship, getting a super cheap plane fare, method to get out of credit card debt, and definitely how to pee standing up.  The book may gives some unethical advices, such as cheating, lying, and scamming.

Kendall Crolius’s  and Anne Montgomery’s “Knitting With Dog Hair: Better A Sweater From A Dog You Know and Love Than From A Sheep You’ll Never Meet” is a very weird book that teaches you how to get more out from your pet, other than torturing some sheep in New Zealand.  The book teaches you using dog hair to make a sweater.  You can wear the soft sweater made of your beloved pet, or you can use it as blanket for the owner of the yarn.

“The Zombie Night Before Christmas” is a good Christmas cheer written by Clement Clarke Moore.  The story book tells a world where zombie celebrates Christmas with brains.  There are also funny drawings in the book (unlike the creepy book cover).

The reality is your children do not believe in Santa Claus anymore.  If you want to give them a childhood, please make it fun.  For example, you can tell them Santa Crawls is coming to town.  He crawls back to town on every Christmas day.  Santa is actually a zombie!

“It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies!: A Book of Zombie Christmas Carols” written by Michael P. Spradlin is a children picture book that teaches brain-boiling carols of zombie.  “I Saw Mommy Chewing Santa Claus” is one example of the carols that will totally corrupt your children’s minds.

The scary part about free mind is that it can be manipulated by external environment and people.  Dr. Eldon Taylor’s book “Mind Programming: From Persuasion and Brainwashing, to Self-Help and Practical Metaphysics” discusses businesses and ways to control one’s thought and desire.  It talks about creating thoughts which are not yours.  The book provides tools to empower the mind manipulating skills, and make big money out of it.  As the book points out, we are constrained socially by psychological techniques used by mass media, advertisers, politicians, and corporates.  Perhaps while we are reading the book, our mind is manipulated by Dr. Eldon Taylor, who has been researching mind power for more than twenty years.  He is an expert in hypnosis and subliminal communication.  Dr. Eldon Taylar holds doctoral degrees in psychology and metaphysics, and he is also a fellow with the American Psychotherapy Association (APA).

Life is unpredictable.  Murphy’s law clearly stated “Anything that can go wrong will go wrong”.  You never know when you need the knowledge of avoiding huge ships when you are in a small boat (and you do not have google to search for “How to Avoid Huge Ships“).  The how-to book is written by Captain John W. Trimmer.  Few obvious tips are do not attempto go under roll the boat over and play dead, go under the huge, and jump over the huge ship.

You are what you eat.  If you want to be smarter, there is fast way other than learning and studying, which is eating gifted children.  Lewis Burke Frumkes shares the secret in his book “How to Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children“.  The book includes recipes and tips for cooking delicious gifted children.  Make sure you have easy access to gifted children.

Everyone poops, but not everyone knows their poops.  “Everybody Poops 410 Pounds a Year: An Illustrated Bathroom Companion for Grown-Ups” is a good reading material while you are in the toilet.  You will discover the most amazing. educational and hilarious facts about poops.  Some of the uncommon knowledge you will learn from the book are the way astronauts poop in space, the flow of poop after flushing, the reason of seeing the corn in the poop but not chicken, the inventor of flushing toilet, and many more.  The book is written by Deuce Flanagan (bathroom writer) and illustrated by David R. Dudly.