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A set of four 5″ x 7″ Z0mbie Christmas cards, which each has zombies in it.  There are four different scary designs.

1.   A zombie Santa is going to attack two sleeping kids.

2.  A boy fell into a snow of zombies.

3.  Two zombie children feasted on their mother.

4.  A zombie was trying to attack a man but strangled by the Christmas lights.

There are nothing printed inside the Zombie Christmas Cards.

Two infected men were eating gingerbread men.  Before they can finish their last piece, they turned into zombie.  The two remaining gingerbread men were infected by the men, and turned into the zombie gingerbread men.  The “Season’s Eatings” Christmas card features gruesome gingerbread men with bones and brains sticking out of their body.  The card measures 7″ x 5″ folded.  Each card is sold for $3.

A super cheap Christmas greeting card features zombie reindeer dancing with (or trying to attack) the elves and Santa.  Inside the card is blank for you to write your own personal message.  Each card costs $1.25, and you can order in bulk as well for cheaper price.  The card measures 5″ x 3.5″, and white envelope is included with the purchase.

What are the requirements for being an obedient Zombie kid?

1. Must eat brains daily;
2. Must walk slowly
3. Must not eat zombie’s brains;
4. Must not die.

Well… The problem is Mr. Santa is a human.  What should he do when a zombie kid ask him for Christmas present?

The 5″ x 7″ Christmas greeting card features a zombie boy sitting on Santa’s lap, and saying “All I want for Christmas is…”  The greeting card is priced at $3, which includes a clean white envelope.

Jeffrey Kluger, an American science writer, published in his book The Sibling Effect: What the Bonds Among Brothers and Sisters Reveal About Us that it is his belief “that 95 per cent of the parents in the world have a favourite child, and the other five per cent are lying”.  This may be a known secret, but a difficult truth to accept.  If you are the lucky one in the family, remember to send this “Favourite Child” Mother’s Day Greeting Card to your mother.  Inside the card wrote “Happy Mother’s Day to my favorite mom!”

Quite a dark Mother’s Day Card which writes “Mommy knows best, that’s why she left daddy.”  Inside the card, it prints “Sending you my best this Mother’s Day.”  What an awkward card.

Need some funny ideas for your Mother’s Day card?  Refer to NobleWorks’ “Child Proof“.  On the card, the mother is telling her friend, “I child-proofed my house but they still get in.”  You can never get rid of your kids!  The Child Proof Mother’s Day Greeting Card is hilarious!  A 5 x 7 envelope is included.

Housewife is a type of occupation, and it is one of the most underpaid job with unlimited workload and stress.  The Mom Superheroes Mother’s Day Card show some of the superhero abilities of most mothers, including Wonder (where the day went) Woman, The Incredible Bulk (shopping), and The (make dinner in a) Flash.  If you think your mother is a Supermom, remember to get this 4.75″ x 6.75″ card.  Inside the card imprints “Happy Mother’s Day to a SUPERMOM!”

Some of my male friends do not know the existing of the phrase “polka dots”.  Polka dots are simply pattern of equally sized and spaced (closely) filled circles.  They look like the Giant Happy Mother’s Day Card above!  The polka dots are framing the picture with flowers and a handwritten message of “Happy Mother’s Day Mom!”  The giant card measures 2′ x 3′, and a message comes inside the card: “Years of diapers, sleepless nights, pureed vegetables and piles of laundry…the joys of being a mom! Thank you for your patience and your unconditional love.”

I remembered I was staying with my grandmother for a period of time when I was young due to family matters.  During that period, my grandmother sent me to school, prepared meals for me, and even told me stories that I never heard of. She also played with me, and made funny faces to cheer me up when I was down.  If you have a special grandmother, please show your appreciation to them on this Mother’s Day before it is too late. The Mother’s Day Greeting Card for Granmother is designed by Susan Wheeler and manufactured by Sunrise Greetings.  A message is written inside the card:

Some of my favourite memories are of times I’ve spent with you.  Happy Mother’s Day.

The card measures 4.75″ x 6.75″.  The two cute rabbits on the card cover will definitely make your grandmother happy.