Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
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If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
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Chilli Willy plant is also known as Peter Pepper or Penis Chilli, which was originally native to american states of Texas and Louisiana. If you would like to eat the hot little spicy penis-look-chilli, you can consider this. It might not melt in your mouth, but it definitely will spice up your tongue sensation with a little bit sweet flavour.

Uses of Chilli Willy:

1. Cooking.
2. Chilli Sauce.
3. Self-satisfaction.
4. Chopping of the fake natural willies.

Now You Can Grow Your Penises Too!

Whoops… I meant the Peter Pepper. With only £1.75, you can purchase the seeds of this capsicum from Chilli Willy. Payments can be made via PayPal, credit, or debit card.