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Warning:  This product is a certified organic which contains only organically produced ingredients.

Quinoa is a grain-like edible seeds.  It has high nutritional value with high low-fat protein content (12% – 18%) and rich sources of fiber, magnesium, zinc, vitamin E and selenium.  Quinoa can help in weight control, and reduce the risk of heart disease and diabetes.

gogo rice Organic Quinoa is a ready-to-eat quinoa.  No preservatives are used to process the organic quinoa.  The ingredients of the food is quinoa, water and GDL (glucono delta lactone).  There are 12 packs in each container.  A great substitute for rice.

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Glico – Giant Chocolate Pocky 10.83 Oz is really a super snack in super size.  The price of $12.99 may be expensive (I bought it), but the joy of having a huge stick of pocky and bite on it is so good.  Each Pocky sticks measures one foot in length, and each box contains 24 sticks.  A good gift for Pocky lovers, especially if your girlfriend loves to eat Pocky.

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Do you want the ultimate bacon experience?  Baconnaise is a bacon flavoured mayo.  This ultimate bacon flavoured spread will definitely give those who love bacon a pure joy.  The baconnaise can be spreaded on sandwiches, salads, burgers, fries, eggs, and many more edible foods.  Other than that, you can also save the piggies as the baconnaise is vegetarian and cerfified kosher.  The price for the baconnaise is $5.99.

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It really takes creativity for Valentine’s day gift if you want to save money on rose.  Various Valentine gifts will be introduced here but you can definitely come out with your very own gift inspired by the products introduced.  This Valentine Gift Basket is full of junk food, candy bars, cookies, crackers and snacks galore.  However one thing in common about all the junk food inside the basket is that they say “love”, including the gift box also full of love shape.

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A black heart is spotted online.  Is the heart belonged to a cruel man?  It is a mystery.  All we know is that the heart belonged to a suicice police.  The heart specimen is kept by a pathologist since 1960.  It was originally extracted by Stephen Shanabrook, an established contemporary artist, from the wounds on dead body.  The heart is coated with chocolate and branded as “Morgue Chocolates”.  The price for this black heart is $119.  Not a cheap piece of chocolate but definitely worth for collection.

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Unicorn really exists.  Just like other rare meat, unicorn meat is charged higher than other meat.  Just like any other meat, you can have it as long as you have the money.  Unicorn is wild and difficult to tame.  It lives in a place at Ireland where neither human nor vehicle can reach without guide.  When a unicorn is captured or died, it will be transferred to a processing factory at County Meath, Ireland.  But do not give up your hope there too soon.  The Sisters at Radiant Farms will process the unicorn and sell them in cans.  The canned unicorn meat will not only prolong a person’s lifespan, but also will make a person sees rainbows and marshmallows for every 10 grams of meat they eat.  The price for the canned unicorn meat is $11.99.  Please note that as the mythical processed meat is not yet approved by the FDA and also due to importation restriction in some areas, the real unicorn meat will be replaced with stuffed unicorn which still gives you the life of rainbows and marshmallows.

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This 2 feet long and weighs 3 pounds Gummy Worm claimed to be the the world’s largest gummy worm.  The largest gummy worm equals to 130 regular gummy worms.  The huge worm is handmade in the USA.  The huge chunk of sugar and gelatin consists 4,000 calories and gluten free.  The appearance of the largest gummy worm reminds me of something awful which is used for masturbation.  I think that spoils all the straight men the appetite to have a bite on this worm.  Four flavours are available, which are lemon and orange, green apple and red cherry, pineapple and red cherry, and lastly blue raspberry and red cherry.  The price for the world’s largest gummy worm is $27.95 each.

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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick.

Chilli Willy plant is also known as Peter Pepper or Penis Chilli, which was originally native to american states of Texas and Louisiana. If you would like to eat the hot little spicy penis-look-chilli, you can consider this. It might not melt in your mouth, but it definitely will spice up your tongue sensation with a little bit sweet flavour.

Uses of Chilli Willy:

1. Cooking.
2. Chilli Sauce.
3. Self-satisfaction.
4. Chopping of the fake natural willies.

Now You Can Grow Your Penises Too!

Whoops… I meant the Peter Pepper. With only £1.75, you can purchase the seeds of this capsicum from Chilli Willy. Payments can be made via PayPal, credit, or debit card.

Seeds also available on Amazon.com.

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