Bacon-flavoured toothpick, such a brilliant idea, but this tin of 80 toothpicks does not pull it off.  The toothpicks are no where close to bacon taste, but sick chemical dog food smell.

What are the basic necessities for human survival?  The answer is food and water.  If 2012 is really the end of the world, are you prepared to survive beyond that?  Have you thought of what should be in your survival kit?  If you think you are unlucky enough to die on the day of the end of the world, please do not continue to read the rest of the article.

The first item you should pack in your survival kit should be condom.  Why condom?  Why worry about safe sex when it is the end of the world?  We might as well enjoy the bare skin contact pleasure right before we bid the world farewell.  Well, if you are going to have a crazy party before the end of the world without condom protection, please go ahead.

We must always remember a survival kit must be light.  It is the quality of the items you choose to pack in your survival kit that will save your life, not the quantity of it.  If you are exposed to enough commercials, please try to recall what kind of messages the condom manufacturers were trying to tell other than safe pleasure?  The messages are elastic and waterproof.

If you are the lucky survivor of the end of the world, you should seriously consider bringing condoms with you.  Water is the most basic and important need for human survival.  One can live without eating for several days but cannot live without water intake for more than three days.

Due to the elasticity and strength of a condom, it is a perfect substitute for a water container.  Condoms can also be used for water storage and food storage.  If you have some conspiracy documents that you kept and want to protect, you can also put them in a condom.  All you need to do is tie a knot and it will preserve your documents, electronics (torchlight), food, medicines, and water.

Another alternative usage of condoms during survival is using it as a mask.  Just in case you are in an environment full of poisonous gas, please do not hesitate to pull the condom over your head.  The inflated condom should contain sufficient oxygen that allows you to breathe for several minutes.

So quickly grab some condoms before they are out of stock!

The Petit Coro Leaf is not only a cute decoration, it is also a massager when it is out of its pot.  The Petit Coro Leaf shiatsu massager contains a stainless steel ball that allows you to stimulate pressure points.  The leaves also comfortably fits around your fingers.  The pot of Petit Coro Leaf massager measures 6.9cm (H) x 5.8cm (W) x 5cm (D).  There are three colours available, which are green, orange, and pink.  The pot of massager is selling for $37.

“Give ‘em the pickle!” means going the extra mile to make customers happy.  It was originated from a restaurant which a customer always ask for an extra pickle in his hamburger.  He always got the extra pickle until one day a new waitress charged him for the extra pickle.  He was mad and wrote in to the management.  The management came up with the “pickle principle” to encourage employees going the extra mile to serve customers better.

Are you thinking of a way to encourage your employees going the extra mile?  Perhaps you can get the pickle bandages to recognize employees’ efforts.  The pickle adhesive bandages come in a tin box, and each box contains 15 sterile strips measure 3″ x 1″.  The free toy inside is actually a tiny plastic pig, some say they got pickle-man sticker.

Toast your wound might be a creative way to avoid all the potential bacterial infection.  The toast bandages are adhesive bandages look like toasts.  There are twelve 3″ x 3/4″ toast bandages in each tin container.  Are you ready to be toasted?

It is actually disgusting to kiss with bad breath, especially after eating durian, garlic, and onion.  The Kiss Me Meter from Thanko is a mini gadget that can hang around your phone to check your breath anytime.  The breath tester will tell you whether you need a mint.  The breath level is measured in hearts, and a red broken heart indicates you better not to open your mouth in front of your partner.  A totally practical mobile phone strap that costs $44.

Bacon is awesome.  They do not only fill one’s stomach and enlighten one’s mood, but also heals and protects the wounds.  Stick a piece of bacon on your injuries and you will heal in no time.  The bacon strips adhesive bandages are shaped like real bacon.  The bacon adhesive bandages come in a tin of 15 bandages.  Inside the tin, there is a small plastic trinket.  Each bacon bandage measures approximately 3″ long and 0.75″ wide, big enough to cover minor cuts, scrapes and scratches.

The Healing Hands Chiropractic Massager may comes in “handy” when you need to relax your neck muscles.  The Healing Hands Chiropractic Masager is designed based on the practice of applied kinesiology and mold of actual clinical hand position.  It does not only ease your neck and head tension, but also straighten your neck vertebrae.  All you need to do is placing your head face up on the massager for just three minutes daily.  The massager measures 25 cm x 20 cm x 9 cm and it is made with urethane foam.  You can choose to buy pink or beige massager at the price of $71.

Hours of sitting in the office and bad diet habit cause my waistline to expand.  Other than exercise and proper diet, I do need a body scale to monitor my weight.  While I was browsing Amazon, I came across this “WiFi Body Scale” and I thought, “Wifi?  Do I even need to stand on it?”

The body scale caught my attention, so I read further.  Apparently the scale can measures weight, fat mass, BMI… boring!  I need to know more.  It can actually connects to the internet to graph weight charts for up to 8 users.  You can monitor the body weight indicators of your family members on your mobile devices or web browser.  There are also free iPhone, iPad and Android applications for the monitoring system.  Too bad there is no BlackBerry application for a corporate guy like me.  Maximum weight that the wifi bodyscale can handle is up to 180kg.

Very tempting.  But how lazy can I get?  I could have just buy a normal body scale at a dirt cheap from my local pharmacy store.  I guess I gain weight for a reason.

Either you are dating or you are a salesperson, your breath makes a lot of difference.  However you yourself are unable to smell your own breath.  With the help of Etiquette Checker from TopMan, you can check the quality of your breath.  Other than breath, you can even check your alcohol level.  Both results will be displayed on the Backlit LCD screen immediately.  Breath is ranked from 1 to 6 (good to bad) and alcohol level in 0.5 increments.  The Etiquette Checker measures 110 x 30 x 18mm and made of ABS plastic.  Two AAA batteries are included with the purchase.  English instructions are also included.  The price for the checker is $82.