I heard about the famous UFO crash site near Corona New Mexico in 1974. Out of curiosity, I bought a small plastic bag of red coloured soil sample from the site. When I first received the Roswell Soil Sample, I thought the Certificate of Authenticity card from Images SI Inc is a certificate is a scam. I was regret for my impulsive buying for the bag of dirt, so I threw it to the corn farm behind my house. Days have passed and nothing happened. I thought I was such a stupid believing the crashed alien story. However, things become different two years later.
I remembered it was a sunny day, and I was in the corn farm. I really needed to find a toilet, but I figured I cannot hold back my poo. As the urge to release the poo was really strong, I did my business at the corn farm. Minutes later, I heard some noise coming from the soil I just shit on. I looked down, and I saw the soil wrote some words…. “You have been corn-ed!”