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Do you need company while you are defecating crap out of your body?  Who will ever watch you take a shit in a toilet (except a peeper).

Fish ‘n Flush is a patented aquarium toilet tank designed by AquaOne Technologies, Inc.  Fish ‘n Flush allows you to feed fish in the toilet tank, and do not need to worry you will flush the fish away because both toilet tank and aquarium are separated.  Small fish is recommended to be fed and don’t use crap to feed fish.

The price for Fish N Flush Aquarium with LED Lighting System is $224 and without LED lighting system is $199.

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Make full use of your time when you are in the loo making poo.  You don’t need to read all the shampoo bottles’ labels over and over again during the excretion process.  No pressure if you forget to bring magazine or book with you to the toilet.  You can take your time in the toilet with the Origami Potty Paper to learn some Origami techniques.  Please do not use used toilet papers for origami and gave it to other family members after you came from toilet.  Each Origami Potty Paper is $4.49.

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Hannukah, the “Festival of Lights”, is an eight days Jewish celebration started on the 25th day of the Jewish calendar month of Kislev.  Dreidel, a four-sided spinning top, is usually played during Hannukah.  The symbols on the dreidel are actually acronym for “a great miracle happened here”.

Hoopla’s Hannukah Toilet Seat Cover features the Israeli dreidel and has the words “a great miracle happened here”.  Don’t worry if you are not Jews.  Miracle will still happen on you.  You never know until you need it.  For example, when you run out of toilet rolls and there is shortage in water supply, you can always look at the 100% cotton toilet seat cover to look for miracle!  It costs only $14.99 to buy a miracle.

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To be, or not to be, that is the question:
Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles
And by opposing end them. To die—to sleep,
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to: ’tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish’d. To die, to sleep;

—— William Shakespeare

To sneeze or not to sneeze?  That is the question.

This Shakespeare Tissue Box fits any standard-sized box of tissues.  When you need tissues for sneezing or nose bleeding, just look for William Shakespeare the great English poet for tissues out of his nose.  The tissue box cover costs $19.99 and $5.50 extra is required for gift wrapping.

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You are having picnic at a beach, and suddenly you feel like to defecate. There is no toilet within 10km. What would you do?

Perhaps you can dig a hole on the beach and make it there, and then you cover it with sand. Or… You can use a “Shit Box”!

Shit Box is a box that is portable, which means you can carry the cardboard toilet around. It is extremely light, rigid, reusable, and most importantly, comfortable. It comes in handy no matter where you are, such as construction sites, hiking, picnics, fishing, camping, etc. With this shit box, you no need to shit in the pool when you’re swimming (gosh! I did saw poo in the swimming pool). Another feature of this Shit Box is that it can be used as stool if you are not discharging anything from your anus.

The price for the Shit Box is £15.67 and it comes with 10 degradable poo bags (means you no need to keep the shit in the box). It is available now. For more information please visit The Brown Corporation.

p/s Remember to bring tissues or toilet papers with you as they do not come the box.

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This is no laughing matter when you got sick and have a bad flu.  You’re sneezing badly and you reach out for tissue, and then you hear “Ah-Choo!” everytime you pull out a tissue.

Talking Tissue Box

This tissue box made you feel uncomfortable.  You don’t know the tissue you take should be used by it or yourself.  It may helps you to recover faster psychologically as you don’t want to use anymore tissue from it anymore.  You might also become environmentally friendly guy by not using tissue from this tissue box anymore, but choose to use handkerchief.

Pricey Tissue Box

This annoying tissue box costs you $19.98 and NO BATTERY INCLUDED.  The tissue box requires two AA batteries for it to sneeze.  If you feel like buying this talking tissue box, you can purchase it at Taylor Gifts.

[via Gizmodo]

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What would you think if you see one 33 x 16.5 x 11.5 cm large toothpaste tube in the toilet, or a large glue tube?  You might think that why on earth this family need a glue or friggin’ large amount of toothpaste?

They Are Neither Glue Nor Toothpaste.

Then what are them?  They are tissue roll cover!  Everytime you try to squeeze something out from these tubes, there won’t be any glue or toothpaste, but tissues.  This is not the advance of technology making glue or toothpaste into tissue-like mass.  They are really tissues.  All you need to do is put in tissues or toilet papers to the tube.

Why Can’t You Use Normal Tissue Dispensers?

• It’s fun, funky and delightfully different than the normal tissue box.
• Refillable.
• You can shut the cap.
• Kids age 5+ friendly.
• Use it to brush your teeth.

Price

Each tube cost you £12.99.  To purchase this product, please visit I Want One Of Those.

[via Boing Boing]

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