“A vegetarian toothpaste!”

That was what came into my mind when I first encounter this pickle toothpaste (actually all toothpaste are suitable for vegetarian, maybe except bacon toothpaste).  The pickle toothpaste coat your mouth with delightful pickle flavour after you brush your teeth.  For $4.5, you will get one tube of 2.5 oz pickle toothpaste.

Have you ever try to pee very slowly to avoid waking up your mother-in-law in the middle of the night?  Some girls may suggest you to sit and pee, but that is just so not manly enough and you are also risking splashing the rim.  This Pee Without Noise Stool helps you to pee quietly by raising you several feet up the bowl (but not too high) to reduce your peeing volume.

Another toilet paper printed with President of United State, Barack Obama.  Every sheet of the Obama Toilet Paper features Obama with his thumb ups.  The 3 ply bathroom tissue has 200 sheets per roll (set of 2), and you can wipe with Mr. President Toilet Paper with a smile.

Is the President of United States close enough with you to know you well?  Obama is printed on every sheet of this 3 ply extra thick and soft toilet paper.  Perhaps using this Obama Toilet Paper, Mr. President will know every shit you faced in your life.

I guess Cupcake Toothpaste is better than bacon flavored toothpaste.  Cupcake toothpaste is a good way to satisfy your cravings for cupcakes while not decaying your teeth.  The price for the cupcake toothpaste is $4.50.

I bet this bacon toothpaste will not get you laid by normal chicks.  It is like using bacon to brush your teeth.  Your teeth will stank with smoky bacon smell, perhaps it is good to cheat yourself that you had breakfast.  I wonder if anyone will eat toothpaste because of meaty smell.  The price for the Bacon Flavored Toothpaste is $4.50.

It’s such a torturing when you are out at the middle of no where and there is no toilet at all.  Unlike men, women can’t just urinate at anywhere they like.  TravelJohn Portable Pocket Toilet is a resealable disposable urinal pouch.  The bag will absorbs and turns the liquid waste into gel.  It is suitable for men, women and children as it can be used while sitting or standing, and there is a spill guard to prevent back flowing.  Not only handy when you have outdoor activities, you can even keep some in your car when needs arise (e.g. traffic jam).  The price for this item is $6.99.

How can you think that you are clean without using any water?  Do you think that toilet paper really can rub off everything?  TOTO HW300-B Portable Travel Washlet allows you to bring a washlet around conveniently and ensure your cleaniness even outside your home.  The portable washlet has two washing modes and easy to carry.  All you need to do it fill the water reservoir and extend the wand.  You can either use regular or soft washing mode to wash yourself comfortably by pushing a button.

Do you need company while you are defecating crap out of your body?  Who will ever watch you take a shit in a toilet (except a peeper).

Fish ‘n Flush is a patented aquarium toilet tank designed by AquaOne Technologies, Inc.  Fish ‘n Flush allows you to feed fish in the toilet tank, and do not need to worry you will flush the fish away because both toilet tank and aquarium are separated.  Small fish is recommended to be fed and don’t use crap to feed fish.

The price for Fish N Flush Aquarium with LED Lighting System is $224 and without LED lighting system is $199.

Make full use of your time when you are in the loo making poo.  You don’t need to read all the shampoo bottles’ labels over and over again during the excretion process.  No pressure if you forget to bring magazine or book with you to the toilet.  You can take your time in the toilet with the Origami Potty Paper to learn some Origami techniques.  Please do not use used toilet papers for origami and gave it to other family members after you came from toilet.  Each Origami Potty Paper is $4.49.