2013
| January | February | March | April |
|---|---|---|---|
Nom… Nom… Nom… It does not taste like brain… Nom… Nom… Nom… |
To be announced! | To be announced! | To be announced! |
| May | June | July | August |
| To be announced! | To be announced! | To be announced! | To be announced! |
| September | October | November | December |
| To be announced! | To be announced! | To be announced! | To be announced! |
2012
| January | February | March | April |
|---|---|---|---|
 Life Size President Barack Obama Statue
Any democrats would like to have one? |
 Adidas New York Knicks Jeremy Lin Linsanity T-Shirt
The rise of Jeremy Lin, Harvard Graduate. |
 Buy My Face
A human billboard. |
Kill like a killer whale in the water! |
| May | June | July | August |
Get a fresh whole rabbit as a Mother’s Day Gift. |
 Borat Mankini
I am sexy and I know it! |
 Mermaid Tail Sleeping Bag
Swim while you are sleeping. |
 G-Shock GA-100B LTD Edition White GA-100B-7 Watch
Limited edition X-Large series |
| September | October | November | December |
 Cyclops iPad Case
Furry brown monster with microfiber hands. |
It will definitely become an awkward turtle in the party… I mean an awkward horse. |
Someone must have mistaken Christmas as Halloween. |
Like a boss! |
2011
| January | February | March | April |
|---|---|---|---|
 Cop Suicide – Chocolate anatomical heart
Is it a heart of kind or evil? |
 Wish Pearl
DIY pearl necklace, fun and romantic gift! |
 Latex Heart Shaped Nipple Covers with Polka Dots
Cute, fun, sexy! |
 The Basketball Return Net
Fun sport for lazy people. |
| May | June | July | August |
 VW Camper Van Tent
Replica of the iconic 1965 VW Camper Van |
 Natural Harvest – A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes
Yummilicious! |
 PetZen DogTread Motorized Exercise Treadmill
Is your dog obesed? |
The Illuminating Reading Glasses Reading in the dark is bad for your eyes. |
| September | October | November | December |
 Zombie Girl Costume
Perfect costume to scare people. |
 The Beer Hour
Pour yourself a glass of beer with perfect portion of beer and foam. |
 Legs in the Book Bookmark
OMG! The book kills a girl! |
 Chin Balls T-Shirt
It takes a dickhead to wear this tee. |
2010
| January | February | March | April |
|---|---|---|---|
 The Boyfriend Pillow – Arm Pillow
Are you lonesome tonight? |
 Niubi!: The Real Chinese You Were Never Taught in School
A truly educational language book. |
 Maid Lap Pillow – Kneeling Maid Cushion
A maid without upper body. |
 Tsubo Towel Shiatsu Massage Set
A massage set for dummies. |
| May | June | July | August |
 Paperkraft Assault Riffle: AK47
A totally harmless weapon. |
 Portable Mini Fridge
The point is a can of cold coca-cola all the time. |
 Shower Timers
Save the water, save the corporate world. |
 Instant Pocket
Be spontaneous! |
| September | October | November | December |
 Gakken Mini Electric Guitar
Build your own mini electric guitar. Totally fun and cool. |
 Tapi – tap squeeze drink fountain
Just one squeeze away to drink water or wash hand. |
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 Wine Shield
Keep your opened wine fresh up to five days. |
2009
| January | February | March | April |
|---|---|---|---|
 Fuck The Recession, I’m Still Rich T-shirt
Recession does not mean that everyone is poor. |
 Domo 5 Inch Valentine’s Day Plush Figure
A perfectly cute Valentine's Day gift. |
 Fail Stickers
What can be a better way to label a loser? |
 Pac-Man Power Up Energy Drink
It works just like Pac-Man having power pills. |
| May | June | July | August |
 Be A Swine! Survive ’09! Long Sleeve Dark T-shirt
A pandemic caused by media. |
 Top Gear V8 Pencil Sharpener
Miniature V8 engine that roars and sharpens pencils. |
 Origami Potty Paper
What you can do while poo-ing. |
 Lacie iamaKey USB Flash Drive
A professional looking USB Flash Drive. |
| September | October | November | December |
| N/A |  Breast Support – Kush Support
Don't let your breasts affect your sleep quality. |
 I Am Not A Doormat
A doormat in self-denial mode. |
N/A |
2008
| January | February | March | April |
|---|---|---|---|
 8-Bit Dynamic Life T-Shirt
A lovely couple shirt which senses the other half. |
 Anti Masturbation Device French c1880
A rare French antique which was used to prevent masturbation. |
 Fred Equal Measure Measuring Cup
Do you know how much does your brain measured? |
 Sanna’s Jeans Bikini-pants with strass
Fusion of bikini and jeans. A whole new fashion concept. |
| May | June | July | August |
 Shit Box
Portable cardboard toilet. |
 GoateeSaver
A tool to help you shave a perfect goatee. |
 Bloody Serial Killer Shower Curtain
A must-have curtain shower to scare your house guests. |
 LiveLuggage
The world first power assisted suitcase. |
| September | October | November | December |
 Den Haus
Home for pets, designs for human. |
 A Birth Day T-Shirt
How does the offsprint of a cow and chicken look like? |
 President Obama T-shirts
Celebrating Barack Obama being elected as American 2008 – 2012 president. |
 Aerocar N103D Flying Plane Car Single Engine Auto Fly
A flying car. |
