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Scenario, you take your date back to your crib after a night out. Lights dimmed, jazzy music playing and some candle light to set the mood…but wait! You forgot about last night’s trash to be put out, or the mountain of gym clothes piled releasing a stench that could kill a small village! *Night ends…*

Nope, not anymore. I am proud to introduce you to the best thing since flavoured toothpaste..FOOD SCENTED AIR FRESHENERS. Yes you read that right. Available in greasy meaty bacon, delicious scent of buttered popcorn, sweet cherry pie, frosty cupcake and comforting macaroni & cheese, your guests senses will be awaken once he/she steps into your abode.

Hungry? Well, nothing says “Welcome Home” like the aroma of sinfully delectable tummy rumbling goodness. Now THAT’S how it’s done.

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Jeffrey Kluger, an American science writer, published in his book The Sibling Effect: What the Bonds Among Brothers and Sisters Reveal About Us that it is his belief “that 95 per cent of the parents in the world have a favourite child, and the other five per cent are lying”.  This may be a known secret, but a difficult truth to accept.  If you are the lucky one in the family, remember to send this “Favourite Child” Mother’s Day Greeting Card to your mother.  Inside the card wrote “Happy Mother’s Day to my favorite mom!”

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What are the basic necessities for human survival?  The answer is food and water.  If 2012 is really the end of the world, are you prepared to survive beyond that?  Have you thought of what should be in your survival kit?  If you think you are unlucky enough to die on the day of the end of the world, please do not continue to read the rest of the article.

The first item you should pack in your survival kit should be condom.  Why condom?  Why worry about safe sex when it is the end of the world?  We might as well enjoy the bare skin contact pleasure right before we bid the world farewell.  Well, if you are going to have a crazy party before the end of the world without condom protection, please go ahead.

We must always remember a survival kit must be light.  It is the quality of the items you choose to pack in your survival kit that will save your life, not the quantity of it.  If you are exposed to enough commercials, please try to recall what kind of messages the condom manufacturers were trying to tell other than safe pleasure?  The messages are elastic and waterproof.

If you are the lucky survivor of the end of the world, you should seriously consider bringing condoms with you.  Water is the most basic and important need for human survival.  One can live without eating for several days but cannot live without water intake for more than three days.

Due to the elasticity and strength of a condom, it is a perfect substitute for a water container.  Condoms can also be used for water storage and food storage.  If you have some conspiracy documents that you kept and want to protect, you can also put them in a condom.  All you need to do is tie a knot and it will preserve your documents, electronics (torchlight), food, medicines, and water.

Another alternative usage of condoms during survival is using it as a mask.  Just in case you are in an environment full of poisonous gas, please do not hesitate to pull the condom over your head.  The inflated condom should contain sufficient oxygen that allows you to breathe for several minutes.

So quickly grab some condoms before they are out of stock!

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Who invented doughnut?  There are several theories on the origin of doughnut (a.k.a. donut).  The first theory says that Dutch settles introduced doughnuts into North America.  In the 19th century, the dessert is known as a type of oliekoek, which means a sweetened cake fried in fat (which doughnut is very fattening).

However an American did not agreed with that statement.  His name is Hanson Gregory.  He claimed the ring-shaped dessert was invented by him using tin pepper box in a lime-trading ship in 1847.  At that time he was only 16 years old.  Anthropologist Paul R. Mullins may have proved that Hanson Gregory is lying, as Paul found doughnut recipe was mentioned in an 1803 English volume cookbook.

The origin of this fried dough food may be a myth, but it is so delicious and popular that our cute Japanese monster also like it.  His moment of joy eating doughnuts is captured on this button measures 1.35 inches.

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Quite a dark Mother’s Day Card which writes “Mommy knows best, that’s why she left daddy.”  Inside the card, it prints “Sending you my best this Mother’s Day.”  What an awkward card.

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Need some funny ideas for your Mother’s Day card?  Refer to NobleWorks’ “Child Proof“.  On the card, the mother is telling her friend, “I child-proofed my house but they still get in.”  You can never get rid of your kids!  The Child Proof Mother’s Day Greeting Card is hilarious!  A 5 x 7 envelope is included.

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A modern sundial produces by Essex Brass that tells you the time by sunlight with minimum carbon emission.  The device also serves two purposes by incorporating a compass into the gold sundial.  It is very easy to use the sundial.  All you need to do is stand under the sunlight and sees where the shadow cast to tell the time.  The price for the traditional nagivation aid is only $9.99 with lifetime warranty.

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Housewife is a type of occupation, and it is one of the most underpaid job with unlimited workload and stress.  The Mom Superheroes Mother’s Day Card show some of the superhero abilities of most mothers, including Wonder (where the day went) Woman, The Incredible Bulk (shopping), and The (make dinner in a) Flash.  If you think your mother is a Supermom, remember to get this 4.75″ x 6.75″ card.  Inside the card imprints “Happy Mother’s Day to a SUPERMOM!”

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Some of my male friends do not know the existing of the phrase “polka dots”.  Polka dots are simply pattern of equally sized and spaced (closely) filled circles.  They look like the Giant Happy Mother’s Day Card above!  The polka dots are framing the picture with flowers and a handwritten message of “Happy Mother’s Day Mom!”  The giant card measures 2′ x 3′, and a message comes inside the card: “Years of diapers, sleepless nights, pureed vegetables and piles of laundry…the joys of being a mom! Thank you for your patience and your unconditional love.”

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This 1.25″ Domo-Kun Button features Domo with mustache wearing a monocle and black hat.  Domo-kun is so serious that it even do a cute salute pose.

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